I am 108% Mentally ill
Tired
Try and put me back in the mental ward, I dare you.[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Sadly more than once.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Let's face it, if it's an immobile object, eventually I will walk right into it. I have got to start watching where I'm going.)
[x] You have been called a blond. (Does this count if I was at the time?)
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Especially when I was going through puberty. I think it was a daily occurrence.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Again, ALL the time. My roommate finds it amusing.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 4
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (If it's more than three numbers I have to write it down. I do not like the math.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sleeping is more important right? Insomnia aside ...)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 6
GRAND TOTAL: 27
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.
Overwhelmed
Delighted
Sentimental
